April Fools 2010

For all those who missed Yahtzee's April Fool's joke hidden on the site.

Transcript
(speaking very slowly with ticking clock in the background)

Ay, in the very temple of Delight Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine, Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine; His soul shall taste the sadness of her might, And be among her cloudy trophies hung.

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Note
The poem is the last 6 lines of John Keats' "Ode on Melancholy"