Zero Punctuation (Episode)

This is Yahtzee's last official Video release on YouTube. He announces that he was hired by The Escapist and will release new Videos every Wednesday there.

Transcript
Releasing videos on YouTube is kind of like throwing messages in bottles out into a churning sea made up entirely of messages in bottles. The chance of your message getting noticed and someone being sent out to rescue you is punishingly slim. But every once in a blue moon someone who owns a big boat made of money finds your message and agrees to let you ride on his big boat made of money if you keep making messages for him. Then the two of you go on adventures with a smart mouthed talking dog and travel to the land of the gum-drop king and I've sort of forgotten where I was going with this. Anyway, the point is, if you enjoyed my Darkness and Fable video reviews, you can now enjoy videos very much like them every week in the Escapist. So for more foul-mouthed, quick-firing blithering behind a facade of legitimate journalism, tune in for Zero Punctuation every Wednesday at escapistmagazine.com. As enjoyed by Peter Molyneux.

Link
"Zero Punctuation" at YouTube